January 27, 2010

Coco bids Farewell...




            “Ladies and Gentlemen, we have exactly one hour to steal every single item in this studio,” is how Conan O’Brien (aka Coco) started his last monologue of his 7 month run on the Tonight Show. Since this debachle over time slots started over two weeks ago, when Conan wouldn’t host the show if it was moved back from its original time slot at 11:35pm to 12:05am (basically turning that into the Tomorrow Show). As someone who has been watching Coco since the age of 14, I didn't take this change lightly.

            Since the announcement that Conan would be replaced by Leno, fans gathered around  NBC Los Angeles and 30 Rock to protest the move, standing in the rain and cold and holding signs that confess they’re on “Team Coco;” a sight that had made his farewell inspirational rather than bitter. Even President Obama is on Team Coco. What I don't understand is, if NBC has been making massive mistakes with their programming, why aren't the executives listening to the President to solve their problems? I'm looking at you, Jeff Zucker. (CEO at NBC)


Throughout his last week on The Tonight Show, Conan had mercilessly made fun of Jay Leno, NBC and its executives, but in the end, he gave a heartfelt speech, full of inspiration and class from his desk, where he asked his young viewers to not be cynical and to be kind in order to achieve amazing things. It was at this point where I released one stoic tear. As well as giving an inspirational plea to his audience, Coco acknowledged his years working for the network:

“Between my time at Saturday Night Live, The Late Show and my brief run here on The Tonight Show, I have worked with NBC for over twenty years. Yes, we have had our differences, and yes we’re going out separate ways. But this company has been my home for most of my adult life. I am enormously proud of the work we have done together, and I want to thank NBC for making it all possible.”

The final guests on the show were friends, Tom Hanks, Neil Young (a Canadian treasure) and Will Farrell—who he joined on guitar playing Lynyrd Skynyrd’s “Free Bird.” Which I would like to add that Coco can shred a mean guitar.

Although the terms of Conan’s exodus prevents him from hosting his own show for the next 7 months, he has become a hotter commodity with many suitors like, FX, MTV, TNT and Fox all looking for a spot on their network. Until that 7 months is up, Conan joked that you will see him as Andy Richter's sidekick. Leno, who is seen as the villain by other hosts, Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman, will be reinstated as the host of the Tonight Show on March 1 after the Vancouver Olympics.

            To give Coco a proper farewell is to quote John Lithgow from Harry and the Hendersons and say, "Goodbye, my friend."


J. Sailer

January 26, 2010

Rockin? talkin...? Somethin Contradictions... (Not usually wearing matching outfits)


It was a very lucky week when I heard by chance that emerging band Walkin' Contradictions were playing my local coffee joint.  I knew little more about the band than that Robyn is adorable, and is sometimes a reluctant hugger.

This shockingly talented roots duo from kelowna BC sings way beyond their time together.  Playing a mixture of classically recognizable folk songs, and their own duets and solo's, these two perform with precision talent, and stunning harmonies.

What struck me most about their performance was how much of themselves they put into it.  They seemed to fill the small space with their very souls.  Colin has a clear talent for music, filling gaps with technical guitar accompaniments at a Clapton level (playing Clapton solos at points.)  Robyns piercing haunting voice strikes with the same intensity that made Johnny Cash a legend. Certain songs had the simple and stunning rhythms and harmonies first introduced by Simon and Garfunkle, but wether you're lost in their sound, or swimming in their lyrics, this peaceful and powerful duo have no lack of talent!

Their hour long emotionally charged acoustic set  seemed to float in time.  Robyn left the stage at one point for Colin to perform a song she had written due to her intense emotional attachment to her lyrics.  A third local vocalist (Kelsey Neufeld) joined for several songs bringing in a third harmony that ended their set with strength, and moving beauty.   An electric set is planned for the near future in Kelowna in Early February which I am very sad to be missing.  You can follow the bands progress, and preview their music at their myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/walkin39contradictions.  All songs recorded live in studio.

(Photos by Louisa Wiebe)

January 18, 2010

First lawsuit over Canada Line construction won!

Small Business owner Susan Heyes, who operates on Vancouvers Cambie street has just won the first lawsuit against Translink. (Developers of the Canada line) for damages and lost income because of the extensive construction in front of her place of business.  (Image seen on left.)  Susan is being hailed as a ground breaker by local businesses.  Susan (pictured below) stuck her kneck out and went for big business and has won president for her, and her fellow business owners

Over the course of construction Cambie street business operators were ignored, and abused by Translink.  Ms Heyes is certainly not the only business owner to file a suite against translink, and as Canadas legal system is one based on president, this could spell bad news for Translink as other cases get to court.

Translink is appealing the $600,000 award to Ms Heyes, with obvious reasons.  Each winner against Translink makes it easier for the next case, and this could easily bankrupt the already unstable Translink.  Approximately 40 business operators are creating cases adding up to millions in lost business directly related to the lengthy construction. An additional 250 cambie village business owners have filed a class action lawsuit against Translink.

Businesses along Cambie street may have been saved if Translinks original plan for using a tunnel boring machine, instead of the "cut and cover" method.  

The new Canada line brings great relief to an extremely cramped Vancouver transportation system, and will no doubt make travel easier for locals and travelers.  But if operator Translink fails, will there be bidders for the maintenance and management of our extensive public transport system?



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January 14, 2010

Calling all Bands

Is 2010 your year to get your music into gear? Visit http://www.vandalaconcepts.com to preview how we can help your band reach those fans, get that gig, and sign that deal!  Cruise the site, and check out our non exclusive partnerships with other bands around Canada of all sorts of genres.  Come find out how we've helped other bands make serious strides in their dreams of making music.

January 11, 2010

Fantastic!

January 7, 2010

Get yourself signed you band!





7 Myths about getting discovered - Arty Skye: Sweetened & condensed version.

The following information outlines both why Vandala Concepts exists, and the importance of what we do.

Legendary producer Arty Skye  (Madonna, Will SmithSantana, Missy Elliot, Public Enemy, Alicia Keys) recently published an article entitled "7 Myths about Getting Discovered" which is aimed at musicians seriously pursuing a career in music.  The following abridgement of that article has been provided for you - the musician - to help you get on track with your future plans of the life of a rock star. 

First and foremost an artist MUST understand how the music industry really works.  What you think you know is irrelevant.  The serious artist will take the time to learn the rules and guidelines of the industry to aid them in taking their music as far as is absolutely possible.  The more you increase your understanding of how things work, the closer you can get to nailing your goals. 
If you haven't noticed how much the music industry is changing, you've got problems.  It is now possible - with the help of the internet - to get huge without the help of a major label.  With that out of the way, let us move on to the MYTHS of the music industry, as outlined by production veteran Arty Skye

Myth #1   Someone will discover you without a great recording... 
 Yes, we've all heard the stories of some waitress being discovered while waiting on a record label executive.  Or a singer being discovered in some small bar in Texas, or Oklahoma, etc. Yes, these things have happened and will continue to.  But if that's what you're waiting for, you have a much better chance of winning the lottery.  Good luck!  This way is fantasy land and is for dreamers only. 

Myth #2   If you email and call enough people, someone will give you a chance...

Why should they?  What you don't realize is that companies get literally thousands of emails everyday with people telling their stories about how they love singing and it's their dream.  Yet, they have no recording, no music up on the internet, no live performances and the only step they've taken in their musical careers is to email companies asking for a shot. Sorry, but that's not the way it works. If you don't believe in yourself enough to invest in getting a good recording made, don't expect anyone else to believe in you.  
Again, this road is for dreamers only.

Myth#3   You don't need a great sounding music demo, any demo will be fine... 
Wrong!!!  The music demo/master is how you portray yourself to the world. The internet is flooded with good music, so what's makes you think that a poor recording will stand out against so many great recordings?  It won't!  You want to constantly increase your chances of becoming successful, so if possible, get a great sounding music demo/master recording, produced by music industry pros. This will portray you in the best light possible and put your unique talent front and center. 
 Myth #4   If you have a computer, you can get a program and do you own music demos...
Do you really believe that a program is all there is to producing great sounding music?  Think of all the programs you have in your computer.  They are tools, just like a music program is.  Having a word processor doesn't make you a writer, and having a drill doesn't make you a carpenter. But really knowing how to use them properly is what makes the difference between a pro and an amateur. While this might be the right road for a very very small segment, most singers will find that their limited music production skills aren't even close to the high quality level of their vocal talent that took years to develop.  Also, professional music producers will direct and guide the singer during the recording process to deliver her/his best vocal performance.  The music producer can come up with vocal harmonies, background vocal ideas, ad libs and whatever else is necessary, including voice processing and pro editing techniques. An experienced engineer in a professional studio with thousands of dollars worth of equipment and hi end microphones will give you the polished sound that will set you above the rest of the crowd. So, do you want a professionally produced recording, or a home demo? Which one will help you build more fans?  

Myth #5  You should send your music demo out to record companies in order to get signed.  
This is a biggie, because a few short years ago, this was absolutely true. This was the way it was done, though the odds were still astronomical.(that's a whole 'nother article-too long to cover here)  But to understand this now, you have to understand how the internet has changed the music industry forever. Ask yourself this question.  If YOU were given a job as A&R over at Sony, and you had to sign an act and make them successful in 6 months or you would lose your job, what would you do?  Let's say you have 1000 CDs in 2 HUGE boxes in your office, and you know from past experience that at least 95% will be garbage (home recordings, lousy songs, can't hear the vocals, etc).  Would you spend your time listening to those CDs, or would you head straight to the internet and see where the buzz is?  Which artists are winning contests and climbing the indy charts? Which artists have 5000 downloads of their songs and doing sold out shows? Which artists have 20,000 people on myspace and built up a huge fan base that constantly sings their praises on the forums?  Wouldn't it be smarter and more profitable to sign an act like that, which already has so much going for them?  Absolutely, and that's why it's crucial  today to BRING YOURSELF TO THE MARKETPLACE AND MAKE SOME NOISE! 

Myth#6 The record company will develop you as an artist  
Record companies are looking for artists that have already developed themselves to a certain level, and this is now mostly done in the music production stage of the process.  When the artist finally gets into the Internet Marketplace, they should have already established a unique sound and image that represents who they are.  Again, that's where having an experienced music producer and a team of music industry professionals working on your behalf can really benefit you.  (Like Vandala Concepts)
 Myth#7  If you get a record deal, you'll be rich
 Sorry to break it to you, but a record deal itself usually doesn't mean you'll get rich.  If you are fortunate enough to get signed by a major label, realize that this is only the beginning.  Many artists are signed but never record, some record but are never released, some are released with no real push or backing by the company and many flop and are dropped by the labels, even though they may have sales in the hundreds of thousands.  The last estimate I recently saw said that an artist that goes GOLD (sales of 500,000) stands to make only around $47,000!  This is why so many major artists are choosing NOT to resign with their record companies, but instead, to release their new CDs independently. An independent artist selling 15,000 of their own CDs can "theoretically" make twice the amount of money as the signed artist selling 500,000 copies! (there are exceptions to this and every other point) 

There are now more opportunities for singers and artists than ever before ! The artists that succeed will be the ones that wanted it more, and were willing to sacrifice more in order to achieve success. You have to get yourself into the "game"! And of course, once you're in the "GAME", the talented ones will rise to the top!   


January 2, 2010

Extract


Writer, creator, and the voice behind the classic iconic MTV cartoon series Beavis & Butt head, not to mention Fox's long running King of the Hill, and creator of classic satirical films like Office Space, Mike Judge is back at it again.  Extract Stars Jason Bateman (Arrested Development) Mila Kunis (That 70's show) Ben Afleck (In a role that I actually enjoy) and an amazing role playing a  sleazy bus stop lawyer Gene Simmons.  The films puts Joel (bateman) as the owner and creator of an extract plant.  Joel is a successful, yet sexually frustrated married man.  Life seems great until his best friend talks him into hiring a gigalo to get his wife to cheat on him.  There is more bad news when Gene Simmons is hired to represent an employee who had a testicle blown off in a freak accident.

Judge delivers a very cleverly written film about the twists of life, and finds ways to put the climax of the film in the characters, not the story.  Extract is a movie with lots of smart laughs and extremely real life characters whose acuracy will blow you away.  Judge finds a way to bring the uncomfortable relationships from real life and turn them hilarious on screen opportunities.  Extract is now out on Blue Ray and DVD, and a viewing is highly recommended for fans of Judges work