HOLY CRAP!  I love Real life Sometimes!
"Here's the letter the teacher received the next day:
Dear Mrs. Jackson, 
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Bunnings and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock
and several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling
the last shovel we hadd in the store..From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.
Sincerely, Erica Cameron "

Time to Cheer Up

Hey Folks!
Its starting to get chilly here in our frosty northern home. So we've wrangled up a wintertime/Xmas themed mixtape to help you through your wintertime blues, or your seasonal depression, or to pop into your car to keep you company on one of your long rides through town with your family looking at Christmas lights...? We don't care where you listen, we just hope you enjoy! Its a collection of music you havn't heard every year for your entire life and wont inspire you to murder yourself.

Download here:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?jmmywkowjnk

And here's the tracklist.

Christmas Time Is Here 2:30 Au Revoir Simone

White winter hymnal 2:27 Fleet Foxes

Evergreen 3:26 The Fiery Furnaces

Meet Me Under the Mistletoe 2:01 Harry & The Potters

Weather The Weather 2:27 The Postmarks Baby

It's Cold Outside 3:32 Zooey Deschanel

The Fox in The Snow 4:11 Belle & Sebastian

Winter Must Be Cold 3:16 Apples In Stereo

Frosty The Snowman 2:10 Fiona Apple

Winter 3:27 Joshua Radin

Sweet Winter Hello 2:31 Gregory and the Hawk

Carol of the Bells 2:04 The Bird And The Bee

Don't Wrap The Puppy 2:58 Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Christmas Isn't Safe For Animals 3:42 of Montreal

All I want For Christmas is You 2:15 Jellybean!

What Are You Doing New Years Eve 3:25 Vonda Shepard

Keep in touch for more holiday themed mix tapes for the easily irritated!